Miles

the cutest guy anyone could ask for. hes athletic and super supportive. he may be a bit of a player but he always pulls through. miles’ are very sweet and loving, anyone who wouldnt wanna be around him is a snake and psychotic. they are sensitive and will always be by your side. if you have a miles, be sure to keep him. i may have lost mine, but hold on. no matter how stubborn they act or how much they make you jealous, wait. just wait. it will work out because no matter how a miles treats you, they will always turn around and will always have your back.

Friend: have you seen that ugly miles?! his blonde hair disgusts me!

Me: are you PSYCHOTIC?! hes the cutest human on the planet!

by yourlocalidiot August 27, 2019

8 mile-ing

When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.

So Tim, did you hear about the guy who went 8 mile-ing the other day?

by cajungeek March 5, 2020

Miles

a sub dickbag who cannot say the word ich in german and likes to gaslight.

miles ate shit in german today.

by iloveyourmomstwiceremovedsis February 2, 2024

Mile High Pie

A pie made out of ice cream that is exactly a mile long. It is made with a cookie crust and with patterns of vanilla, strawberry and chocolate ice cream.

“I’m feeling like eating a mile high pie today”
“Bruh that’s a mile long how can you eat that”

by kirbyfan99 February 28, 2022

Mark mile

A mark mile is a unit of measurement where one standard mile is equivalent to five mark miles. In other words, 1 mile = 5 mark miles. This unit can be used for any calculation involving distance, where distances are converted by multiplying the number of miles by five to get the equivalent number of mark miles. This derives from mark the half man who is short, walking is strenuous on him.

I had to walk 1 mile to the store, which was 5 mark miles.

by Zeeman2121 June 21, 2024

Miles off it

A blanket statement used to describe something/someone which is severely below par, it can be used in many contexts, particularly common when describing the attractiveness of a person, or an unconventional idea.

Fabio: what do you think of this outfit?
Wilson: it’s miles off it

Dre: I think this girl is well fit, what do you reckon?
Wilson: nah, she’s miles off it

Shane: what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Wilson: that’s miles off it

by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025

green mile

A mile long straight walkway inside of an amazon facility marked with green tape on the floor, usually starting at the front doors and leading through out the entire facility to most departments.

Sally: Where’s the HR office?
Jack: On the green mile!

New hire: Is the green mile actually a mile long?
Manager: Yes, it’s a literal mile.

by jayboul March 11, 2022