black table meeting

A meeting whereby an unorthodox approach is taken in terms of business strategy. Only key personnel are invited to the secret meeting.

John decided to hold a black table meeting to discuss a tax avoiding strategy

by Barry88 August 17, 2016

Go to a meeting and chill

Much like the phrase "Netflix and chill" it refers to going to any 12 step self help meeting with another member in the program and returning to either ones residence after to get it on. Also known as 13th stepping.

Hey what are you doing tonight? Want to go to a meeting and chill? I need to get my court slip signed.

by Ilovetoodles July 7, 2016

ice caps are melting

sexy guy pops up and you want to talk to him but you have nothing else to say

guy: "hey"
girl: "😍ice caps are melting "

by 1010jj May 30, 2016

Meaty Music Meaning

In the music world, there are many types of music genres, and all these music genres can be described with the Meaty Music Meaning, or MMM for short. This is basically when a genre of music is classified as a type of meat, such as Pop music being the chicken nugget. Everyone knows about it, and everyone knows about the health risks about it, but we still listen to it. The meat used to describe a genre varies from person to person, but it is a relatively useful scale, for MMM not only informs people about music, but teaches people how to love music.

Boy 1- I think dubstep would be the burger of music
Boy 2- Wow, thanks to the Meaty Music Meaning scale, I have become informed with your information
Boy 3- I don't care, because I am a vegetarian in the music world
Boy 2- Oh, what do you listen to, then
Boy 3-I listen to Indie
Boy 1- Oh...

by TLMGH636 May 17, 2016

Age of meaning

The age where a movie and or song has a meaning before it is no longer meaningful
E.G if you haven't watched lion king before between the ages of 3-8 then it has no meaning in your life..

18 year old girl: I watched lion king for the first time..
18 year old boy: you've past the age of meaning

by Cracking cold ones with boys July 15, 2017

18 point meeting

It is a round of golf

I am not available this afternoon as I have an 18 point meeting offsite.

by RainDogs June 9, 2018

alternative anonymous meetings

Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.

One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.

by QuacksO July 12, 2019