Matt Cox

A tall mother fucker respects Hitler if he doesn't like you he will fuck you up big time.

If he likes you he will fuck you no matter what.

"I'm so fuckin' scared of that kid"
"Yeah he's a Matt Cox stay the fuck away from him"

by EdtleScars September 4, 2017

Matt P

Matt P wow where do I start with this person? He is a humble, majestic monkey who loves to interrupt people! I don’t think I have ever met some one who loves to interrupt people as much as he does, this man is a nice, athletic, foodie and who stands for what’s right most of the time at least!

Hey have you seen Matt p?
No why

Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people

by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 1, 2023

matt getchell

matt getchell flirts with dylan pearce all the time but dylan refusing to admit he like it since he’s lesbian

matt getchell: Hey dylan you look very beautiful today
dylan pearce: I wish i could say the same for you

please publish this it would mean so much to me

by gurgletimmygurgle December 10, 2018

Matt Fitchner

Matt Fitchner is a name for a freeloading masterbater that eats all your snacks while watching gay gerbil porn .... A mattyfitch is a verb known as the action of jerking off to Sylvedter Stalone while crying and softly screaming the words "Frankie will kill me if i get sperm on the couch" while snapping his fingers like a fat black woman !

I think Geno was tryin to mattyfitch it . Damn you matt fitchner for doin that stuff in front of children !

by J Arroz July 25, 2012

Matt Smith

Is a huge DADDY!
Matt Smith is so hot and charming and funny!

Matt Smith is such a daddy

by psychoticbeach February 7, 2018

Matt hunter

Pretty good friend and solid dude.
The kind of guy who gets the job done but would rather spend time catching up on life with the buddies.
Fun to generally chat, hang out, and have a few drinks with.

Person #1: Was hanging out with my buddy Matt Hunter yesterday havin some drinks and catching up on life.

Person #2: Ah nice, sounds like a solid dude.

by Hakna Shanovin June 26, 2023

Matt Huber

The guy you dont want yo give your face too

did you see how matt huber wasnt active for a while

by Matt Huber the real October 18, 2020