When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts
"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"
by zacattack September 16, 2019
Get the Suicidal masturbation w Laurenmug. PLSSS THIS MAN HAS TO WATCH KAI.... man has to put her in place i swear. BUT MF COULDNT DO ANYTHING WHEN KAI WAS GOING CRAZY THAT NIGHT SHAKING ASS ON EVERYONE AND GETTING JIGGY WIT IT... ANYWAY OFC THIS MF SEXY BUT HE HAS TO PUT PPL IN THEIR PLACE
what a real one 🙏🏽
what a real one 🙏🏽
by plum worshiper March 15, 2021
Get the kai and lauren’s royal guardmug. by DaddyDalt May 4, 2021
Get the Sam loves Lauren moremug. by OWNEROFLAURENINKOOSH February 23, 2005
Get the eli owns lauren in kooshmug. A place people shop to feel like they have lots of money when they really don't. Everything in the store is half priced and not actually designed by Ralph himself. These are the leftovers. Employees mindlessly fold clothes that customers ruin in 5 seconds and do pointless tasks that managers believe are important to the improvement of the store. Employees get paid nothing to work sucky hours. The store is also decorated with obnoxious gigantic vases filled with polo sticks while the clothes are generally hideous.
"Dude, you wanna go to American Eagle"
"Nah man lets go to the Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet Store so I can tear apart all the clothes and feel super rich just because I have a guy riding a horse on my shirt!"
"Nah man lets go to the Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet Store so I can tear apart all the clothes and feel super rich just because I have a guy riding a horse on my shirt!"
by BillandSteve October 24, 2011
Get the Polo Ralph Lauren Outlet storemug. Celebrated on the 7th of October, this holiday celebrates the amazing preformances of Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy in the YouTube sensations: A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. On this day, everyone who loves AVPM/S gets to roll around on the floor!
Person 1: Dude why are you rolling around on the floor?
Person 2: It's "Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day" duh!
Person 1: AWESOME! I LOVE AVPM!
Person 2: It's "Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Day" duh!
Person 1: AWESOME! I LOVE AVPM!
by dailey13 October 6, 2010
Get the Roll Around on the Floor Like Lauren Lopez Daymug. An awesome person who loves cats and Doctor Who. She is okay with becoming a CCL.
Only dates guys that likes cats.
Laurens like cats.
Only dates guys that likes cats.
Laurens like cats.
by devilyourangel December 27, 2013
Get the Lauren Doughtymug.