When you blow a load in a rubber and drop it into the ho's shoe. She comes out, gets dressed, and steps into a River North Landmine.
I nailed this chick and slipped the used rubber into one of her shoes when she went to take a shit. When she came out and put on her clothes she stepped into a River North Landmine.
by Peter Damn Smith December 1, 2021
Get the River North Landmine mug.Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup
Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine
My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine
My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022
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Get the Punch a person named Landon day mug.A dirty Landon knight is when you take a wooden sword up your buttocks over and over till you get splinters up your ass
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Get the A dirty Landon knight mug.True story that happend in Cambodia that earned them the Darwin Award.Another version af killing two birds with one stone.
Well,they say you can take out two birds with one stone,or in this case, killing three idiots with one landmine.
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