licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.

she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

by miss ma’am July 25, 2021

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licking paper

To talk to yourself a lot while reflecting on incorrect or outdated trivia questions in chat rooms

That one chick is always licking paper instead of just googling the answer

by WonTooThree July 31, 2021

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When one is trying to get on the good side of someone else in order to extract a favor or other good from them. Targets of the toe lick maneuver are commonly professors, parents, or significant others.

"I really needed a grade boost, so I was licking their toe pretty hard in the course evaluation."

"Not to lick your toe or anything, but your eyes are like fucking diamonds and your brain is magnificent. Just to be clear, not licking any toes here."

by ToeLicker7 December 17, 2021

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Licking Stamps

To take LSD, usually in blotter form, Because they are reminiscent postage stamps.

Dude, he was just chilling there licking stamps at that festival, He must've been really tripping out.

by Poofawoo May 7, 2022

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Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

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