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log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.
by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021
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Leon's Legends

The most elite SoulCycle squad forged in sweat, sass, and whatever motivational magic Leon preaches over his immaculate taste in moody music. Known for showing up to his unhinged classes, slaying through his crack jogs, and somehow surviving his long ass runs without questioning their life choices.
Did you see the leaderboard? Leon's Legends are in the top 3... again.
by koala.shakespeare November 19, 2025
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Legend

legend himself
by user567 June 15, 2024
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masturbation Legend

Someone who can masturbate secretly in public.
I'm a masturbation Legend because I got off in my CCD teacher's office.
by IDONTMIND June 11, 2016
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Bloody legends

Lazarbeams subscribers.
Good bye ya bloody legends and belk the bliddy like botton
by Partofthebloodylegends February 16, 2019
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Legend

Someone who is very good. Someone you find really cool.
(Person 1) : “your a legend
(Person 2):” thanks “
by Lenggal February 18, 2022
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LEGEND

A person that pushes themselves beyond the limit most people stop at, and then pushes even more.
Fabio- "Nick you are a F***ing LEGEND bro!"
by Truthlogic1 April 20, 2022
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