phone leg

When your legs falls asleep from sitting on the shitter for too long fucking with your smartphone.

After sitting on the john for twenty minutes liking memes on social media: "Damn I have phone leg, I'm gonna stumble around like an intoxicated giraffe while I'm trying to wipe."

by gnstrlove November 22, 2016

Yogurt Legs

When you are fucking a girl on her back and as you are thrusting when your bodies hit the girl's legs jiggle and make the sound of yogurt sloshing around in the carton.

Damn, that girl I fucked had the nosiest yogurt legs.

by jaugustine May 4, 2010

Slut legs

The ache of your thighs after sex.

I had sex last night and now I have slut legs! They hurt to bad!!!

by DirtyHertie May 3, 2016

Cricket legs

Cricket legs means that your legs are recently shaven but slightly hairy and prickly, and when rubbed together feel like crickets or rubbed on somebody else feels very painful

Omg your legs are so prickly theyre scratching me you got cricket legs

by squirrelsrmyfavanimal May 28, 2020

Leg Horse

A horse made of severed human legs

Phillip: Come on Leg Horse let's go

by SOSOOSOS January 2, 2019

flamingo legs

A flamingo legs is a girl with some long ass legs that stands, walks and sorta looks like a flamingo. Even tho shes a bird, shes the prettiest girl you could meet. Shes funny as fuck, likes food and sleep, and never fails to amuse seals.

"Damn, you got a flamingo legs

by Seal boi May 29, 2017

Bread Legs

Usually the type of legs East Coast girls have. Thick thighs from loving bread too much. East Coast meets garlic knots.

Girl you got some bread legs!! Do you still want to eat garlic knots tonight? Let's get pizza after!

by Breadlegsqueen April 23, 2017