The aftermath of dealing with a karen:resulting in emotional and physical exhaustion of other normal people
karen effect:i'd like to speak with the manager and the police. i need to speak to the police manager now!
by anonymous November 15, 2020
Get the karen effect mug.A groups of, usually American, God fearing women, who sport short, blonde, asymmetrical haircuts, travelling as the aforementioned Squabble, seeking to express their personal opinion and demands upon the world.
Example: a squabble of Karens, attending a coffee shop, without masks, demanding the\at they have ‘RIGHTS’.
Often this Squabble also carry phones using them to document their regular Squabbles, for posterity.
These Squabbles are a newly evolved activity, as the Karens have a perceived ‘safety in numbers’, attitude. Sadly, the squabble forgets that as there is always a ‘Head Karen’, who leads the Squabble, this Karen is usually the main antagonist.
Best course of action if encountered, is to poke absolute fun at the inept, brainless Squabble, recording all interactions, for self preservation, as the Head Karen is akin to requiring the Squabble to immediately fall in line and claim some perceived offence against any person who confronts them. This is often the ‘illegality’ of recording in public, the claim that they are ‘Americans’ and have rights.
The rare treat. A Squabble of Karens wearing their oversized, blowfly style glasses. This is another recently evolved behaviour. Scientists believe this is an attempt to make the eyes look bigger, whilst hiding the fact their eyes are usually tightly squeezed, as a response to the ear-splitting screech.
Example: a squabble of Karens, attending a coffee shop, without masks, demanding the\at they have ‘RIGHTS’.
Often this Squabble also carry phones using them to document their regular Squabbles, for posterity.
These Squabbles are a newly evolved activity, as the Karens have a perceived ‘safety in numbers’, attitude. Sadly, the squabble forgets that as there is always a ‘Head Karen’, who leads the Squabble, this Karen is usually the main antagonist.
Best course of action if encountered, is to poke absolute fun at the inept, brainless Squabble, recording all interactions, for self preservation, as the Head Karen is akin to requiring the Squabble to immediately fall in line and claim some perceived offence against any person who confronts them. This is often the ‘illegality’ of recording in public, the claim that they are ‘Americans’ and have rights.
The rare treat. A Squabble of Karens wearing their oversized, blowfly style glasses. This is another recently evolved behaviour. Scientists believe this is an attempt to make the eyes look bigger, whilst hiding the fact their eyes are usually tightly squeezed, as a response to the ear-splitting screech.
by Lord Fluffypants April 5, 2021
Get the Squabble of Karens mug.Like your typical Karen except; they only complain about food. Quality etc. When In reality Its not that bad. Like Gordon Ramsay.
by Teaz November 30, 2021
Get the Karen Ramsay mug.a Karen moment is usually happening to someone, who is insecure and experiencing a temporary crisis that overwhelms them to the point of delusion. often these instances will devolve into racism, with most Karen moments being initiated by Caucasian individuals telling visible minorities to go back to their own country, or in other instances they can be initiated by a fundamental misunderstanding of their rights and freedoms. this is often accompanied by anti mask or religious sentiments. with the rise of anti mask culture Karen-moments have been on the rise as conflicts with those who feel their rights are infringed will fly into rages and have outbursts of violence or verbal abuse on employees of stores or bystanders who are minding their own business. often one Karen will gravitate towards another and their entitlement will interact this is known as a k-hole and can have legal ramifications for both parties.
is that another "Karen-moment" Jim?, yeah I'm just taking her into central booking she wont be in jail for longer than a day or two, (unintelligible screaming)
by moniquer April 23, 2021
Get the karen-moment mug.Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.
Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.
by Fourmz May 28, 2020
Get the canadian karen mug.A Karen who brings her 5 year old child to a skatepark and complains about anyone who gets within a 1 mile radius of her kid.
PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUNG KIDS TO SKATEPARKS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE USING IT FOR WHAT IT IS MEANT FOR!!!
PLEASE DON'T TAKE YOUNG KIDS TO SKATEPARKS AND COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE USING IT FOR WHAT IT IS MEANT FOR!!!
kid: rides his BMX making sure not to hurt the karens child
Skatepark Karen: UMM YOUNG MAN YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY!!!!
Skatepark Karen: UMM YOUNG MAN YOU ARE GOING TO HURT SOMEBODY!!!!
by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020
Get the Skatepark karen mug.See definition of Karen, except this one accuses the manager for her positive Covid test less than 24 hrs after being in the establishment
Erika: Me and my friends tested positive for Covid and the only common denominator is that place we went yesterday so I’m calling the manager
Aunt: honey, don’t be a basic Karen, you can’t get Covid that fast.
Aunt: honey, don’t be a basic Karen, you can’t get Covid that fast.
by littlebrowngirl June 20, 2020
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