kelly copper

A crazy ass bitch

Look there is Kelly Copper

by My Magnum Rosco November 19, 2016

Tashi Kelly

Someone consistent in your life, who’ll undoubtedly be there for you no matter what

She’s a Tashi kelly , a good person

by Sodaa.!? June 3, 2022

The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.

Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!

by Goose1769 March 28, 2025

Kelly

Kelly, born into bed rest. No hopes or dreams. She's broke, but still budgets for coke. Heartless and mean, she'll kill all your dreams. She'll drink your beer if it's free. She likes coke (give it to me for free, I'm on a budget) grocery bags full of coke snot rags, investments worth 6 bucks a rag. If she likes ya, you're fucked. Reaaaaal fucked. She's a dumb bitch.

Kelly, that dumb bitch, don't give her anything for free.

by anonymous September 4, 2022

kelli o'malley

a short 12 year old female smurf.

woah, she can't party here, she's a kelli o'malley, only 12.

by whattiddo? November 22, 2010

Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017

Emily Kelly

Emily kelly will be The sweetest girl you will know she is beautiful and kind if you know a Emily kelly don’t even lose her

Boy 1: hey you know Emily kelly right?
Boy 2: ya she is so sweet I don’t wanna ever lose her

by Emily kelly November 5, 2019