Joey

Joey: yo I got this flesh light that looks like riley Reids butt hole
by Canadian humour January 26, 2019
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Joey

Someone who is terrible at Mountain Biking or doesn't know what to do. Usually attempts to do things on a bike it doesn't know how to do, but does it any way regardless of the consequences.
Dude did you see that guy eat shit off that jump?

Yeah bro, he a fucking Joey.
by Electricblaze March 09, 2016
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a very sweet and kind guy, he’ll take care of you and love you to the ends of the earth. he’s very compassionate. he’s extremely respectful and nothing like the other guys in today’s society that are obsessed with sex and just using you. you’ll be the only things that’s on his mind 24/7 and he’ll be the only thing that’s on your mind. he’s also super strong and is kind of a gym head, great body. overall boyfriend material.
person 1: how’s dating joey
person 2: it’s amazing, he’s amazing.
by poopydoodoobag82 March 23, 2021
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Someone with no game or social status.

Someone who has an hideous face with no personality to make up for it.
Someone who can’t talk to the opposite gender
Bro you were totally a Joey last night at the bar. You ran away from all the women!
by Not soma March 21, 2024
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wow, joey has a big penis
by lizardfizz October 03, 2021
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joe is a man packing 12 inches with balls of five inches and made out of steel, long head will fucking penetrate anyone on the street
by bbby girl October 14, 2021
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A grown man that lives home with his mommy has never left home and is overly attached to her teat all he does is steal mommy’s money play video games do college online so mommy will continue to let him live there free but yet never finish and always start a new subject just to keep it going also he is a fucking fag and steals pain medication from his mother wich now has brain cancer from all of the stress he has caused and put her thru ...... so with that being said go get yourself a Joey if you want a useless teat sucking flamer
Oh your 30 and never left home your name must be Joey
by Real independent adult March 15, 2020
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