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Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.
We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.
by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019
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Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.
When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
by UB Nash November 15, 2023
mugGet the Good Job Jeffmug.

Jeff Dahmer

The Jeff Dahmer is a sexual act involving two people, it does not have to be specifically gay but it can. One person covers themselves in meat (It can be raw to improve the experience and pork is recommended) and the partner will start consuming the meat off their body while also fucking them in the process while also cutting your partner so they bleed all over themselves and drinking the blood.
“Bro my girlfriend wanted me to Jeff dahmer her. We broke up after the experience. I couldn’t take that shit any more.”
by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023
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jeff ryan

Jeff is the meaning of Slav squad in Cantonese and I know dis will be read by him so follow him @slav boi Steve
by Slav boi Steve November 26, 2018
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Pickle jeff

Normal summon aliester the invoker, link into almiraj, link into secure gardna, activate invocation.
Ex 1: My name pickle Jeff
Ex 2: And then he turned himself into pickle Jeff, funniest shit I've ever seen
by Ojama Onlime June 10, 2021
mugGet the Pickle jeffmug.

jeff mcdunham

When you pretend like you know a guys name so you just call him Jeff Mcdunham
Guy 1: Who is that?
Guy 2. Oh, dude, that's Jeff Mcdunham
by A-bombfaceguy February 13, 2009
mugGet the jeff mcdunhammug.

typical jeff

a youtuber who thinks he is cool annd uploads cringy fortnite content. also, he is very short.
damn bro, i saw typical jeff the other day, LOL, im just kidding he's too short to be seen
by jonathan is short January 22, 2019
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