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Ian

Talks a good game but never does anything
We should ask Sarah over tonight, yea we can do but she’s such an Ian
by TashPope March 11, 2022
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Ian Namu

A character who plays MAN-ly sports, and must be a beast at it. Determined to be the greatest. Will always make a serious matter into a joke, somehow. Such a nice guy, caring, loving, smart, and ambitious. Ian Namu will never fail to make you laugh, or at least smile in any case scenario. One of the most handsome guy you will ever meet. There sure is no other Ian Namu in this world. Ian Namu isn't fond of spelling, as a matter of fact, can't spell. But it's okay. When you lay eyes on Ian Namu, your heart will melt because his smile lights up the skies with shooting stars. This guy is the most faithful and utmost great guy you could be friends with. He is such an athlete, you would be impressed by the size of his... shoes. Ian Namu can knock you down a cliff if he wanted to, but he would help you back up. He is such a clown and many people act like they hate him but secretly love him. Once he is in your life, he will never leave even if you think he did. If he can make you laugh once, it causes you to think twice. He will admit that he isn't perfect, he will not quote poetry. No one can change him, because he is who he is. Smile when he makes you happy. Perfect guys don't exsist, but this one does. Too bad he has a girl in his life that he's going to marry in some years to come. Ian Namu, a 6'0" hottie. Hammah dolo.
Ian Namu?

oh you mean that hawt guy.
by themostinsanestinsanityy January 10, 2013
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ian cowan

a nice respectful Mexican boy who lives in a family of 8 he enjoys Tybing from jaxson amweg and he likes to rape bros and play rdr2 and get super baked with his P.I.C colt the bolt also he has a felony
"ian cowan get down here and rub my feet!"
by panthic_gurkin December 17, 2018
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Ian

In the same sense that this universe has a unique orchestration of phenomena from the infinitesimal to infinite, form to formless, time to timeless so too does an Ian exist for a blink of an eye in the vast and eternal unknown place we call life. And by the way, each snowflake falls exactly in its right place and therefore so do you. Yes, there is only one Ian but is it not true there is only one you? There is no end it is only the journey.
Ian would you shut the hell up, get off your damn cushion you’ve been sitting on for hours on end get a job you long haired hippie! I’m tired of the same old…(stuff Ian has to work on)
by L. Carol April 9, 2024
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Ian

“Ian” is basicallyI’m not” or “ I didn’t”
“Ian talking to him no more, he weird.” —> “I’m not talking to him no more, he weird”
“Ian take that long”
“I didn’t take that long”
by p$yfairy_ September 26, 2023
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Ian

Spawns in at age 40
John: Hey, Ian!

Ian: Hello, John.

John: Have you ever been under 40?

Ian: No.
by Ryder the Sherm-head Asshole January 8, 2022
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Ian

Probally also one of the awesomest kids in class.
Whos that awesome kid with Josh.
Definetly Ian.
by Jdjjskskakaksks May 13, 2020
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