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horny courage

When a person on the shy side is so horny that it gives them the courage to pursue someone to eventually get sex out of them. If you weren’t this horny, you probably wouldn’t wouldn’t be brave enough to ask for the other person’s number. 😂

Unlike liquid courage, you don’t have to drink alcohol to have horny courage.
Daniel is normally very quiet and doesn’t usually talk to girls but for some reason he had that HORNY COURAGE last night at the party and managed to get two girls’ phone numbers.
by DillBill47 September 20, 2022
mugGet the horny couragemug.

rig horny

You've spent your previous 8 weeks on an off-shore rig surrounded by undesirables, you've self serviced this entire time and you can't stop thinking about getting to a love depot for a 1hr session with an upstairs angel.
lexus: oh... my... fucking god.... you erupted all over the room, there's a dent in the wall from your blast!!
stefan: that's what happens when you're rig horny.
by mr_grotesk August 21, 2016
mugGet the rig hornymug.

Schrodinger's horniness

When someone acts horny towards another person but, depending on how the other person reacts, they will either change what they mean to make it seem not horny or continue being horny
P-1 "I'm so tired man"
P-2 "you should sleep with me then😏"
P-1 "uh"
P-2 " I mean like a sleepover, nothing dirty"
P-3 " I think you have Schrodinger's horniness "
by noodlezzzz43 August 11, 2022
mugGet the Schrodinger's horninessmug.

Horny ostrich

An individual with an obscenely long neck who deludedly thinks he can pick up girls with little to no success
Hey did u just see that horny ostrich?
by SAVAGE_STUDENT November 5, 2016
mugGet the Horny ostrichmug.

horny armadillo

by The Sock Stealer March 15, 2020
mugGet the horny armadillomug.

horny loser

me
by zukaty July 5, 2022
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Horny hug

A horny hug is when you hug someone while horny and you both want sex
Person 1: Last night I gave Jane a horny hug.
Person 2: Well did you have sex?
Person 1: Yeah it was awesome!
by Totally not a lizard person January 25, 2023
mugGet the Horny hugmug.

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