1. A disrespectful name one lesbian has for her partner, implying she is nothing more than a pair of hands that operates the business end of a dildo.
2. A person who keeps a cigar in their mouth all day, but does not smoke said cigar. Most likely this person fantasizes about having a penis in their mouth but have not yet admitted to themselves that they are, in fact, a flaming faggot.
2. A person who keeps a cigar in their mouth all day, but does not smoke said cigar. Most likely this person fantasizes about having a penis in their mouth but have not yet admitted to themselves that they are, in fact, a flaming faggot.
ex. 1: Hey Sandy, isn't that your girlfriend Sarah over there?
No, she's just my dildo hammer.
ex. 2: Why does that fucker have a goddamn cigar in his mouth all day? It looks like a limp penis with dog slobber all over it. He's such a dildo hammer.
No, she's just my dildo hammer.
ex. 2: Why does that fucker have a goddamn cigar in his mouth all day? It looks like a limp penis with dog slobber all over it. He's such a dildo hammer.
by Harold M. North March 22, 2010
Get the Dildo Hammermug. by z man March 21, 2005
Get the hammer droppingmug. A hammer knocker is a kind sir. Its meaning was derived by a 40 yr old man who still lives with his mom and is a very good friend of shane.
by Jordan1 August 3, 2007
Get the hammer knockermug. The greatest basketball player ever to play in the category of those that will finish their careers HAVING NEVER WON ONE RING.
Mark: Dude, LeBron is lighting it up tonight.
Jon: I know it dude, it's just too bad THE AKRON HAMMER always chokes in the playoffs, and blames it on everyone but won't take the blame himself. He will not even shake hands after he loses because he is an awful sore loser, Mark.
Jon: I know it dude, it's just too bad THE AKRON HAMMER always chokes in the playoffs, and blames it on everyone but won't take the blame himself. He will not even shake hands after he loses because he is an awful sore loser, Mark.
by The Judge123 November 11, 2009
Get the The Akron Hammermug. by Hammertoss May 30, 2008
Get the hammer tossmug. by ginger killer February 8, 2010
Get the crimson hammermug. The ability to reason that any tool can be a hammer, as long as its in reach.
Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.
Not being able to find a hammer so another object is used, like a wrench, screwdriver, or even a brick.
Guy1: <looks at marred handle of screwdriver>
What happened to the end if this screwdriver?
Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.
What happened to the end if this screwdriver?
Guy2: Bill and his Hammer Logic put together a cabinet.
by Jebs, yeah, jebs December 21, 2010
Get the Hammer Logicmug.