Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

grease meister

A person who doesn’t wash their hair for long periods of town
jeez that spratt guy is such a grease meister
by seanspratt February 07, 2020
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natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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Grease Dry

when a woman lays out in the sun after being cum on and the cum acts like tanning oil, heating up and burning the skin. She then has minor burn lines(not tan lines) of the outline where she was came on.
My girlfriend was grease dried after we had sex yesterday morning.

I made her do a grease dry for me to suit my fetish.

fetishtanningoilcum
by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010
mugGet the Grease Drymug.

Grease

Grease is having sex that’s tuff

Example: “I got greasy last night with this ol tinder gal”
by 109home January 28, 2022
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease Cheek

When you don't wipe yourself well enough after defecation, and residual feces begins to smear itself between your cheeks.
Feels like I got a case of grease cheek. I'll be right back.
by Beardy McBearderson January 21, 2021
mugGet the Grease Cheekmug.