French Trigger

When your friend is so drunk and needs to barf but won’t, you stimulate the barf by tickling their uvula with your dick.

Reece was so drunk I had to give him the ol’ French trigger before church.

by T-$ Records June 7, 2023

french birth

A nasty unusual way of birth dealing with mainly the pussy

They had a french birth

by Don't worry bout a thing May 18, 2018

French Beret

The act of shitting onto your lover's head.

"Jerry, what the fuck is that on your head?!?!"
"My wife gave me a French Beret."

by word slicer November 15, 2020

The French Catheter

While getting a blow job from someone with a stoma you put your finger over the stoma to increase the suction.

Debbie wasn’t getting a good seal on Joe, so she gave herself the French catheter and finished the job like a pro.

by anonymous July 21, 2022

french head

"French head" is my 90+ year old grandfathers slang term for a dildo

She pleasures herself with a French head.

by OutofSpace March 23, 2016

French gymnast

When you're doing an Eifel Tower but your friend lets go, causing you to fall and grotesquely break your leg, and no one gets to finish bc the break is so horrific.

Sacre bleau! Jaques and I were banging Fifi Eifel Tower style, and he got so greasy he fell off the bed and broke his leg, just like a French gymnast!

by Mauicruiser August 7, 2016

French or trench

From my basement a Duolingo owl wants me to do my French lesson 2 days later from the basement FRENCH OR TRENCH

Don’t do a duolingo lesson in 2 days notification duo lingo

You haven’t done your French you know what happens now ADT back door break in proceed with caution Duolingo owl in the living room FRENCH OR TRENCH

by Oysterboy April 19, 2022