Peen fart

Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.

Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.

by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020

Fart Recon

When you are sitting at your desk and you fart, followed by breifly pushing away from your desk, leaning down and smelling it to see the level of intensity and odor. Also to judge whether or not you should probably leave your desk.

Gary, I just dropped a bomb at my desk, but I did a quick Fart Recon and it's OK, I don't think anybody will notice.

by norminat0r June 23, 2012

Bakewell Fart

The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.

Let's wait for the next bus, this one is full of funguffers and stinks like a Bakewell fart

by Scritty April 14, 2010

Aussie Fart

A fart of any duration which ends on a higher note than it started, therefore giving it the air of a question.

''Hey dude, did you say something?''
''Sorry mate, it was just an Aussie fart.''

by Grimblette September 5, 2016

Fart Sprinkle

When one cups a fart in their hand then proceeds to sprinkle the flatulent gas on a loved one.

I felt a rumbling so I proceeded to cup my farthole and grabbed a handful of fart sprinkles to sprinkle on the wife. It must of had some darkside in it cause she turned evil.

by MrWangsta April 26, 2016

fart lobster

One who likes to back up against others when they have wet farts and or Diarrhea.

While in the elevator that Fart Lobster back against me and broke wet wind.

by Crham December 26, 2015

Martial Fart

The act of squeezing out ones farts whilst performing martial art moves. Replacing "Hee Yaaaa" with a bottom rippler.

Van Damme disposed of the three assailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet Martial Fart that smelled of eggs...

by fishkka August 11, 2010