Evan is my best boy, hes my bestfriend and my lovely partner, he know just the right thing to do when I'm in a bad mood and he's so smart. Hes so much better than any other guy I've met and he's super cool. I miss him when I'm not with him and he's so amazing. Whenever I look up into the sky I see him in the stars. I see the shimmer of his eyes in the brightest star, and ill see little things everyday that remind me of him. If I see anything spider man themed I think of him, he's the spider man to my M.J. he would make annotations in the margins after he "borrowed it" because what is much? He'll force himself to listen to my blatantly misogynistic music or comfort me when I'm having a bad day or listen to me talk shit about everyone at my school. And he'll be there no matter what, even if things don't workout I'll always love him. So if you do find an Evan keep him, cause he'll be one of the greatest gifts of ur life.
me: evan you'll never guess what this bitch did today.
evan: what did she do.
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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad
evan: don't worry ur the only one I want
I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭
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evan: what did she do.
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me:everyone's calling you zesty and I'm so sad
evan: don't worry ur the only one I want
I was lowkey blushing when he said this 🤭
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by ilovemiso March 2, 2023
Get the evanmug. by Thisguy33333 November 23, 2021
Get the Evan majormug. Joseph Evans the fucking man! He never gives up. Joseph Evans is rich, and not normally an alcoholic.
by Anonymous1237187123 January 1, 2021
Get the Joseph Evansmug. A gorgeous girl, I know she’ll never see this but she is my everything and all I want is her. She is absolutely stunning and beautiful, the way her brown eyes study everything around her is amazing. Her makeup is flawless everyday, I’m speechless whenever I look at her.
1: “who is that?”
2: “that’s Izzy Evans, the girl of my dreams. She’s the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen, right?”
2: “that’s Izzy Evans, the girl of my dreams. She’s the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen, right?”
by RandomAnonymousBoy November 21, 2021
Get the Izzy Evansmug. The most funniest and autistic boys you'll ever meet. Can be ignorant at times and make you feel like you want to rip out his nervous system and shove it through his ear canal but can also be considerate. He's obsessed with batman, yakuza, red dead redemption and yet he swears still that he isn't gay smh
by -KB May 15, 2022
Get the Evanmug. A groovy dude who is incredibly dashing and handsome and talented and sexy and smart and kind. Yet also still incredibly humble.
by yeetrskeetr February 4, 2021
Get the Evan Atkinsmug. by loljamielovesaidan November 24, 2020
Get the Jamie Evansmug.