English or Spanish

Ask someone English or Spanish?
and then ask Whoever moves first is gay

“Do you speak English or Spanish?”
“English”
“Whoever moves first is gay”
“🗿”
“🗿”

by then-mirror June 11, 2024

English or Spanish?

Whoever moves first is gay.

Do you speak English or Spanish? Whoever moves first is gay.

First person to move is confirmed gay for life.

by code0010110 August 3, 2024

English wallet

An English Wallet refers to a woman who has a husband or boyfriend but cheats with another person and gets an STD. The ‘colonizing’ infection ruins the wallet for its indigenous person

Did you hear about Becky? She has an English wallet…Dave gave her AIDS.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 20, 2023

English girl

Also known as English-lover, English-loving girl
Loves the language English, very possibly a bookworm and logophile, language enthusiast,

uses long words
Probably has really good English grades

(Can alternatively mean a girl from England)

Some say "every Math boy needs his English girl", do you agree?
That girl who gets straight A+ in English...she's obviously an English girl

by anonymous October 19, 2023

Borati English

Broken English which is spoken in a professional tone/casual tone. This is also commonly spoken by non native English speakers.

Guy: Yo what's good?
Borat: It is good.
Guy: What's your name?
Borat: My name Borat.

Guy: Hello.
Indo-Pakistani: Helloo.
Guy: ...
Indo-Pakistani: Why very quiet?

"It appears we have come across Borati English."

by pakpineapple September 20, 2024

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I learned my English at Smartway English Academy.

by urban...1 November 24, 2021

Qarsherskiyan English

Qarsherskiyan English is an umbrella term for several somewhat similar dialects of English spoken by some members of the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan tribe and people who grew up around the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan community. It is often described by speakers of Standardized American English as being a mix of Tangier Island English, African American English or Ebonics, Southern American Accent, Appalachian Accents, and a bit of Midwestern Accent thrown in, all topped off with random Islamic Arabic and Creole French terms sprinkled in such as:
Bon Mateèn,
Salam Aleékum,
Merci Byoukou,
Alhamdulillah,
SubhanAllah,
MashAllah,
InşAllah,
Etc.

Whenever she speaks in her Qarsherskiyan English, my friend makes me smile. I like her accent. It's very attractive.

by Son of Ogun December 4, 2024