beautiful mf with big balls, any woman who sees him immediately gets so wet that she could make a fucking pool. eli is fucking awesome man i love him
yln1a: Eli is so fucking cool, dude. He is fucking AWESOME. He is a fucking UNIT when it comes to words, like damn. Dude gets my dick ROCK HARD!!!
by yln1a July 2, 2022

by Jdkwkfjja November 19, 2023

A 5'11 curly-haired blue-eyed SNACC who I won't HESITATE to devour the next time I see him. He's a 10/10 goofy and hilarious guy that plays baseball, can probably throw me off a balcony, likes to eat apple slices with peanut butter and makes me smile all the time. Literally if I had a type it would 100% be him.
by lucialikesthiswhiteboy January 26, 2025

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by ygvbuhbidjuhnuidfbnvuebngbeubn March 25, 2023

A nonchalant dread head who is also very rizzy and nonchalant he is also tall and maybe has a hellcat
by Joelgotflykicked73 June 25, 2024

Eli the kid who loves playing Roblox and eating Jack n the box tacos, in in out or quesadillas Eli is a iPad kid and will try to karate kick you in the nuts while he touches up his cool comb over eli is as short as a Oompa Loompa he should def work for Willy wonky eli is a interesting person u will love being friends with Eli because Eli is Eli he will probably try to flirt with your boyfriend too currently heโs trying to take mines๐ช
by Pearl Vasq November 20, 2023

Some short kid that steals your food all the time. Sucks in pvp games like Fortnite and is easy to no-scope
by kashew_ng February 23, 2024
