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duck and swoop

An action where one avoids an agressive or unwelcomed advance by 1) ducking under the inital advance, then 2) swooping out of the situation. This escape technique was created and spread to help others get out of sticky situations while causing the least amount of awkwardness.
If a guy or girl is making unwelcomed advances towards you, as they reach out, duck under their arm(s) and swoop out of there as quickly as possible- to 'duck and swoop'.
by The new guy April 1, 2007
mugGet the duck and swoopmug.

lame duck

a male who tries to look hot and hooks up with ugly girls, then tries to make other guys jealous with their ugly girls.
look at this lame duck nigga.
you dating that lame duck nigga? (the question is only asked if the girl is not ugly)
by Swyper (Nicklone1) July 28, 2011
mugGet the lame duckmug.

duck ass

Duck Ass is that obnoxious Meg Ryan-esque hair-do that middle aged suburban women get trying to look edgey and young. There are many variations of it but they all involve a fearthery burst of hair at the base of the skull. It is a close relative of the mullet.
Tina came back from vacation with a salon tan and a duck ass hair-do. Why can't she just swallow her pride and age gracefully?+
by Fredo May 20, 2004
mugGet the duck assmug.

Mud-Duck

A white chick who births multiple interracial babies with men who will never be a father to or pay support for them.
Another Mud-Duck was on Maury looking fo her baby daddy.
by YTWhitegirl August 22, 2011
mugGet the Mud-Duckmug.

feeding the ducks

Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.
Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."

Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"
by Galuscio July 1, 2011
mugGet the feeding the ducksmug.

duck-pluckin'

Slang intensifier (adjective or adverb) used by truckers and others on the CB radio since at least the 1970s. It means "cotton-pickin'" or even "motherfuckin'." It was coined because government rules at the time forbade the use of curse words over the public airwaves. Today it's rather dated and hokey.
"Them smokies really be busy today -- that be fo' duck-pluckin', pea-pickin' sho'!" i.e. the police are giving out a lot of tickets today on the highway, no doubt about it!
by Zanton December 13, 2009
mugGet the duck-pluckin'mug.

Donald Duck

by Anonymous August 15, 2003
mugGet the Donald Duckmug.

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