Boober driver

A person who gives free rides to his/her friends.

When my friends say "let's take your car", I feel like a boober driver.

by Kenoman October 20, 2017

Romanian Dick Driver

A romanian man who uses his old Dacia car to drive over another man's dick.

Wow, did you heard about Andrei his cock?
Yes i heard! The romanian dick driver drove his cock right off after a car deal gone wrong!!

by Cmen14 December 30, 2022

Jeep Driver

A Jeep Driver holds themselves and everything they do in very high regard. They drive like they own the road and even upon leaving their vehicle can still be identified as one who's shit doesn't stink. They will defend their vehicle and their lifestyle as being the way to live and the only way to operate. Asking one of these individuals or trying to inquire about why they are the way they are, generally results in a grandiose rationalization of arrogance, lack of care, and just overall denial.

Bystander 1: Hey look, that person just drove over the curb.
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting

Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver

by Skoolsswister July 22, 2024

muffin driver

A boy who has sex with people (men and women) and gets aids.

you muffin driver

by gym bob January 16, 2009

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

glorified taxi driver

A another name for airline pilots but not offensive.

Hey airline companies how many glorified taxi drivers do you employ.

by Kuehlstein December 2, 2017

ricing driver

Ricing Driver - A term I have just coined. It means somebody who thinks their Japanese imported car is fast because they have tacked on a tasteless bodykit and a three foot wing. Extra horsepower is available by way of stickers. These people are often seen in Hondas. They are delusional and will eventually... Several minutes in... Get their car to dangerously unsafe speeds on public roads without having any sort of ability to control their vehicle, they are dangerous to the general population because they think reality is similar to Gran Turismo they grew up playing in their Mom's basement. They are the sort of people that will save up their weekly earnings from McDonalds to buy a cold air intake in the mistaken belief it will actually add power to their clapped out civic.

Look at this guys 92 Honda CRX, he defines the term Ricing Driver.

by mattador80 June 2, 2016