Douche Poker

A passive agressive negotiation between two witless self-absorbed under-qualified middle managers who possess no real power in the grand scheme of their employment hierarchy.

These executives are bogged down in a major game of douche poker over digital rights.

by NYC Magoo August 26, 2013

Colonel douche

Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.

this guy is a colonel douche

by Luke Cormier June 18, 2006

Skittle Douche

noun- The reference to making one's vagina taste like the rainbow or become brightly colored.

Adj. describing someone who is sweeter than a regular douche bag.

OMG babe your vagina taste like the rainbow did u use a Skittle douche!?

adj. Your my little skittle douche :)

by sadddpanda October 24, 2011

Douche Walker

A person or collection of people - usually friends - who walk obnoxiously slow down school, work, or other hallways. Ranging from young, middle school students to gatherings of gossiping mothers, the walkers therein make no effort to move to the side or otherwise out of the way to allow for flow of human traffic.

"Get out of the way, you damn douche walker"

(pl.) "Those stupid douche walkers are taking up all the space"

by elasticity April 12, 2009

douche o'clock

An ungodly hour of the night. Generally considered to be between the hours of 2 AM and 6 AM, or whenever one would not want to be woken up.

What the hell are you calling me for, it's douche o'clock in the morning!

by lorem ipsum December 8, 2009

Douche Alert

When a douche bag aka dousch bag is approaching yourself and others and you must warn them before the douche gets close enough.

Where is Drew? Oh he's in the dishroom where he belongs. Here he comes, Douche alert!!! Douche alert!!!

by Soda Fountain May 15, 2006

douche hole

A person who is equal parts douchebag and asshole. Usually reserved for the males species but not always.

Matt: I'm watching the game and having a brewskie, come over?
Ryan: Sorry man, I got a roller blading competition in an hour.
Matt: Ice skating after that? When did you become such a fucking douche hole?

by Mo Nuts May 11, 2007