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Diaper Pudding

The butterscotch pudding colored substance found in your 8 week old's diapers.
The baby is cooking up a batch of diaper pudding in his Huggies.
by Vodzman January 31, 2009
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Dippen

To go really fast. The past tense of dip
I got on my bike and I was dippen.
by RepBrooklyn February 24, 2011
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Dipped a rag on a brother

The term for describing when you recieve a $20 tip from a costumer. ie: Valet, Bellman, Golf Attendant.
A valet telling a coworker "That guy that pulled up in the BMW just dipped a rag on a brother!"
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diaper kink

Everyone keeps saying i have a diaper kink ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

Donโ€™t search this up please ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
You: Pls no, I donโ€™t have a diaper kink..

Person 1: yes you do noob.

You: NO U
by xSandx April 17, 2021
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mahogany diaper

Taking your balls and pulling them around your cock then pushing a nail through your balls to sercure them.
Bob: hey why did you miss cindy's party yesterday.

Bill: i couldn't walk because of my mahogany diaper.

Bob: HAHA! sucks to be you.
by bigg_daddy_smokey June 15, 2009
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Executive Diaper

This is when you are the go to team or guy that catches all the shit from upper management.
"I hate being the executive diaper at the weekly meeting."
by HavoCnMe August 22, 2011
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Cosmic Diaper

A humorous activity involving diapers and unwilling participants. Acquire a diaper bulging with poo, preferable one a child has used multiple times before changing. Activate some glow sticks (multicolor if adventurous) and crack them open, dumping their luminous contents into the previously discussed shit sack. Make sure to mix it nicely. Now go to any social event that is poorly lit, (dance club, preschool naptime, religious ceremony, hardcore mosh pit) and fling your lambent, liquid baby poo-filled pouch in a windmill like motion. The resulting spatters take on the appearance of the nighttime cosmos.
Sam: Those guys at the church were such dicks for saying my brother couldn't stay at the lock-in because he's gay.

Jason: Don't worry about them bro. After you left I went back there and unleashed a cosmic diaper all over their LAN party.
by PunkRoctorok October 22, 2011
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