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Celton

A verb: The art of shaking babies. Although shaking babies is known to kill babies, to Celton is to shake the infant until it is handicapped or has down syndrom.
Example 1: "Yoh, kid with down syndrom! Were you Celtoned as a child?"
by Z0MG!D4N13LL3! May 7, 2008
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colston

Colston has bushy eyebrows
Colston, you should pluck that eyebrow
by Kate1784 January 19, 2017
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coltonsuper

Any person, or kid who thinks they are funny. In reality they aren’t and are highly irrelevant. Most coltonsupers are middle schoolers that enjoy memeing people older than them.
Yo, did you see that coltonsuper trying to be funny?
by Jerry Sanford May 22, 2019
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Coltons creeper

When you fist a large girl with both arms then eventually crawl inside them. Someone will alert the authorities but you tell them to back off cause you ain't done with the bitch yet! Then proceed to root around till the job is done.
Man, I did a Coltons creeper on a chick last night and I ruined the inside of my buddy's minivan.
by Scooterfudge October 4, 2021
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colon-clouter

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."
by radash November 7, 2009
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Colonel Cotton Pony

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).
Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!
by swampchappy February 1, 2010
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colon slap

When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.

The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.

Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010
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