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Carl Tard

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
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Carl Croft

(adj.) a extremely sexy, masculine man.
very strong
knows how to treat the ladies
girl 1: "hey what is a good word to describe that hot guy over there, he looks really strong."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."
by cjballa October 18, 2010
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Carl

A guy/girl with this name is probably weird as fuck and moans every 2.5 milliseconds. On rare occasion, it might become an historian, but become very, very annoying.
Man, is that fucking Carl? I gotta go, that nigga is fucking weird as fuck.
by Dr Marshmellow December 8, 2021
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Carl and Jacey

Carl and Jacey are CUTE!
by Ilysmawf January 30, 2020
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