Fravernakel Bullshit

A common saying used by white people, when they're extremely mad, to describe something that is completely preposterous and untrue.

Store Clerk: "We're all out of porridge sir."

White guy : "What do you mean you're out of porridge? That's some fravernakel bullshit! Let me speak to your manager."

Store Clerk: "You're complaining to my manager? That's some fravernakel bullshit!"

by Mr. Word Smith February 27, 2010

Main Character Bullshit

When a main character doesn't die when they clearly should have or would have if they weren't a main character.

Dude Naruto should have died 100 times over but didn't because of main character bullshit

by oldschoolshenanigans October 5, 2022

Bullshit

Mallarie is the definition of bullshit.

"Mallarie is always full of bullshit"

by Baseball31 July 6, 2017

Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.

Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.

by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012

white bullshit

The historical and actual phenomenon of coating the truth with a thick veil of pro-white propaganda (e.g. white Jesus) in order to propagate white supremacy.. A common occurrence in white spaces, even within governments of majority white countries, which manifests itself through textbooks, paintings, justification for wars and invasion, and more, in order to silence POCs and reduce their historical and actual accomplishments.

*walking through the Louvre*
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."

by gretchenwieners69 January 7, 2019

bullshit path

a pathway that feels a hell of a lot longer to walk then what it really is. Just a boring ass pathway

I hate walking down bullshit path to get my drugs.

by Ddju October 7, 2020

Bullshit

Call of Duty. When you play a game of team death match and a big fat pussy is sniping from the back of the map while you are engaging in a 1v1 with another play and about to destroy him.

(you start shooting your opponent)

"im gonna get you dorg, I'm gonna get you" (fukin 50 hitmarker sounds......nek minut)
"wat the fak you fat dorg, why the fuck you sniping at the back of USS Texas? you faking Kent. nobody likes you. suk my big fat ass.......fight me dorg"
your mate: "what happened?"
You: "this sniper fag is so fukin bullshit at this game."

Your mate: "yeah fukin bullshit I got sniped by the same guy"
You: "fukin bullshit"

by whatmyname? January 29, 2018