The Josh Battle

April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare

Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!

by Allysa the dumbass April 24, 2021

Fear of low battery

FOLB - Always worrying that you don't have enough power left in your cell phone battery

I spend 1/2 my life talking on my phone and the other 1/2 with a fear of low battery

by Philly Hockey Player August 4, 2022

Clara Grace battle

best friend ever amazing to have a round so pretty if u don't have a Clara in it life is missing out

sasha:ur friends with Clara grace battle lucky u

by fishyfishface6969 December 6, 2022

Animated Inanimate Battle

A hit object show made by GatlingGroink57, the Pilot was first released in april 1, 2020. It has about 66 characters/ 60 contestants, 1 host and 1 co-host, and 4 side characters. Currently has 5 episodes (6 if you include episode 0, the pilot), and episode 6 is planned to be released on February 22. 2023. It's inspired by Battle For Dream Island, and it's also known as AIB!

Me: Jasper, have you heard of the silly object show called Animated Inanimate Battle?!
Jasper: No. I'll plan to watch the silly object show soon, though

by @testbulbrush on tt February 5, 2023

Oh!! Batta ping!

The act of hitting someone with a blunt object in the kneecaps until they can no longer walk. The "batta ping!" part is the sound it or you will make when you smash into the bone. The "Oh" part is the pleasant sound of surprise your victim or buddy of the beating will make.

Stephanie: Yesterday Tommy jumped me and hit me repeatedly in the legs with a 6 foot long piece of white hot metal shrapnel.
Jimbo: Haha!! You got Oh!! Batta ping! in the legs you fucking cripple!!!!

by up January 21, 2017

My battery is low

What you say when you turn on your smart phone.

I just got this smart phone and my battery is low. Damn, I just charged it this morning.

by sandog3939 July 18, 2011

battle buddy

the guy that no matter how drunk you are wont let you go home with the fat chick from the bar.

my battle buddy wont let friends fuck fat chicks.

by dacrud April 23, 2006