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baked bean

A bean that is coated in tomato sauce. Only found once a month, and best avoided. An acquired taste.
It was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway.
by Paul Hopwood October 14, 2006
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Loto Beans

The act of replacing a normal word or activity to confuse the people you are with..
Oh man look at those Loto Beans on that bitch...\

Hey Steve you wanna come over, take off your pants and let me Loto your beans?
by Kronic21 March 30, 2010
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Dork Bean

To be a complete dork who actually thinks they are super cool. The exact opposite of cool beans.

Plural form dork beans means to think something is really cool, but in reality is completely lame.
Justin Bieber is such a dork bean.

The Justin Bieber concert is complete dork beans.
by So Awesome July 7, 2010
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bean box

bean box
This is an insult comparing someone to a box of beans ,which is obviously useless, so it is used in situations were you wish to express your anger at the incompetence of someone or thing.
It is also less commonly known to be a vague theory to do with sound and manipulating its frequency in a unusual way using a machine called the been box, proposed by Baien Tomlin
''this car keep braking down it is bean box''
by 123james December 14, 2008
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bean hunt

Person 1: I think Tommy is going on a date with Ashley tonight
Person 2: He'll probably be going on a bean hunt before the night's over
by Bean_Hunter November 20, 2013
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zean bean

a 'zean bean'; also known as a 'badman' is the most rare and most exquisite form of bean you will find in any garden.

the most common habitat for a zean bean would normally be somewhere sunny (where the bean can kick up its little feet and do what it does best.. not much) or somewhere with banging tunes in a dark corner with multiple minature bottles of vodka stashed in its pocket.

p.s also an excellent driver whilst under the influence
by dirtydre July 11, 2010
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Smoll bean

When someone is so damn pure that you just wanna hug them until they (and possibly also you) suffocate
Dan Howell is such a smoll bean. We need to protect him.

Josh Dun is the smollest bean of them all.
by ChickenBreast February 25, 2017
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