Maugerville Shake and Bake

Named after a low lying municipality in Southern New Brunswick Canada, which floods yearly to high levels. The Maugerville Shake and Bake is when you are fucking your spouse doggie style, while driving your boat through flood waters, presumedly to evacuate your family and belongings.

Harry: Hey dale! Hows your house this year? I heard the waters are higher than 73
Dale: quite bad, had to evacuate the kids and the dog. Although a got to give Margret the Maugerville Shake and Bake on the way out!

by NottherealBobRoss June 5, 2018

Thrice baked potato

The act of farting in a half full can of pringles.

I once let my friend eat a thrice baked potato.

by Drock800 August 13, 2023

Baked Bean on the Tip

When you are having anal intercourse and you pull out and have fecal matter on the tip of your dick that looks like a baked bean.

I was doing my girl in the butt last night and when I pulled out I had a baked bean on the tip.

by Smiley36083 April 11, 2021

half-baked egg

A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?

by Sexydimma July 13, 2016

Kansas Easy Bake

When a person opens a computer tower, shits inside, then closes the case.

That gentleman has performed a Kansas Easy Bake on my computer I think I'll clap that bitch ass nigga then Lion King his dad.

by BloYeetHitSkeet June 8, 2018

Hot brown bake

When you take a massive dump in a tanning bed, shut the lid, and turn it on.

Joe: Dude! I just left a hot brown bake in sun tan city yesterday!

John: No way man! I did the same thing!

Joe: That'll teach them not to let us bring our own bronzers!!

by Taintslayer156 September 1, 2015

Motion Picture Baked

When you smoke enough pot to make everything you see seem like an old motion picture movie.

I gotta pull over, I'm Motion Picture Baked.

by WinDillus April 2, 2010