You always hear about/see a movie about a professor that thinks the mailman or newsboy is a spy, but you hardly ever hear about one that thought Harriett Tubman was a spy for the motherland, Jim Carrey is a spy from Canada, or that something isn't right about the obnoxius usher at the theater. Their imagination seems to always be limited to what they see when they first walk outside in the morning, despite people's claims that their minds are so beautiful.

The professor with the beautiful mind didn't share his thoughts about the waittress at IHOP being a Central American spy because he was afraid that people would think he was racist.

Beautiful mind by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

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Beautiful Havoc

A chad on the socialmedia platform Discord

Noob: Who is Beautiful Havoc?
Epic Gamer: It is a chad, and the best admin of the /r/FortniteLeaks Discord server

Beautiful Havoc by $NOT’s son November 14, 2021

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beautiful mess

A situation where things get out of control in a fast and furious fashion and there is no way to stop it. Usually caused by a misunderstanding about one person(s) overreacting to a remark, a gesture or just plain hunger pangs. It only gets worse when egos are lost in the mix and backtracking is impossible.

She told him that he needed to see a counselor since his dog is looking at him compassionately. He overreacted by stating that there was nothing wrong with his tie, that his life is great and that he dresses the way he feels like. The dog had licked the shoe where a drop of soup had fallen. The beautiful mess got messier with the disappearance of the evidence from the shoe.

beautiful mess by heavenly grace November 20, 2021

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Beautiful enough

No.... I'm not beautiful enough
And no.... I'll never be the one
To hold her when she wants to be held
And ohhh she won't tell me what's wrong

I'm not beautiful enough

Beautiful enough by Alex fé November 23, 2021

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