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Dirty Andy 

To defecate into a Cantelope, and crack an egg into your partners Gaping Anus, while jackhammering their eroded Bologna hole from off of a ladder.
I came home from work early and found my wife getting a Dirty Andy from the neighbor. They didn't even put my ladder back, Phil.
Dirty Andy by Kronikunt420 October 4, 2018

Sandy Andy 

The act of getting a handjob and the women uses sand as lubrication.
How was your date with Jennifer last night?

She gave me a Sandy Andy!
Sandy Andy by vagpounder696969 June 13, 2009

Dirty andy 

someone who never changes their boxers
A dirty andy is someone who goes to new York working and and doesn't change underwear
Dirty andy by madferret2584 May 14, 2020

Happy Andy

Shorts a girl wears that are short enough where part of her booty is revealed.
Wow, Cindy is really rocking those Happy Andy's.
Happy Andy by HEGE June 17, 2014

corporate andy

Someone who is all for the company. Conformist. "Yes boss, I'll pick up your dry cleaning". Always starts a sentence with the word "well".
That guy is such a corporate Andy. Brown nosing the boss again.
corporate andy by YMYLYB May 14, 2015

Cheers Andy

An extremely long and dull story with an extremely dull ending that not only wastes time but also spreads sadness
Person: " you'll never guess what happened to me the other day! It was insane! Basically I went into this shop in redhill, Surrey called M&S and there was this lady in the shop who had a trolley filled with random stuff and suddenly I saw a box that had my name on it. How crazy is that??? Like what the heck??

Me: cheers Andy
Cheers Andy by Dengel May 31, 2017