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ADAM

Someone who fucks up everything and will never succeed

Adam is not smart or successful
by fistmeharderdaddy February 13, 2019
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An Adam

Oh hes such an adam...
by Child69Lover December 2, 2019
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Adam Driver

Man: Wow Ryan Gosling is the hottest man alive!
Everyone: No, that is incorrect. It is Adam Driver.
by Iknoweverythingshutuploser December 30, 2020
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Slamuel Adams

When you have to be drunk ("slammed") in order to engage in sexual activities with another person(s).
1: Yo, you tryin to get with that girl over there?
2: I don't know, man. She's pretty busted.
1: Dude just drink some beers and get your gauge up, you'll be all over that.
2: Yeah, she's definitely a Slamuel Adams chick.
by TeeTay January 17, 2011
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Adam Jenkins

An absolute fucknut
He is a fat cunt who can rape you with his eyes.
He should be shot in the kneecaps because the bullet will bounce off anywhere else
Adam Jenkins: Get in my office

Innocent child: (mutters under his breath) SHIT

Adam Jenkins: (eye rape)

Innocent child: (dies of stroke)
by Shoot Adams kneecaps October 21, 2019
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Gay Adam

A term often used to refer to, possibly, the most extroverted gay man you could know. It is preferred not as an insult, rather a more factual description, where any doubt is quickly put to rest.
Some say it originates from co-host Adam on the Nobody Likes Onions podcast, but this is not irrefutable. Other sources suggest it has come from a concept of the original gay, where Adam (as in Adam & Eve) represents the first human male that committed the original sin. Admittedly it's a slightly tenuous spin on the idea of Adam being the original.
My friend is so gay, it's crazy. Everything he does just shouts "Look at me, I am loud and proud.". In fact, he is unequivocally a gay Adam.
by PeterTheDictionary February 25, 2010
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Dirty Adam

When you cover a young attractive girl in crisco, or some other form of lubrication, and use her as a slip and slide.
Man, I would love to give that twat a dirty adam tonight!
by crisco lover June 23, 2007
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