Watermelon

Usually used to eat, but you can put it in a shell, shoe, bowl or use it as shampoo!

Person 1: Bro...you smell like actual watermelons...
Person 2: Didn’t you know that water melon can be an actual raw shampoo?
Person 1: ‘raw shampoo?’

by followmeontiktok,art.error January 20, 2020

watermelon

Commonly used in SimGM's Kardashian Spoof.

It means "cool" or "awesome".

"So not watermelon."
"Oh my god, stop saying that. Watermelon will never catch on."
"You guys say it too!"
"I have never said that, Kim."
"Don’t listen to her, Khloe. She’s not watermelon."
"So not watermelon."

by CocoTheMii April 7, 2020

Watermelon Cactus

A name for a band that I wanted in 5th grade but none of my friends liked it so then I got mad at them. I immediately forgave them, but it is the reason that I left the band. It wasn't serious though. I was a dumb kid.

Me: Can we have the band called Watermelon Cactus?
Friends: That sucks, no!

by skulls_n_roses November 17, 2020

watermelon eyes

When you smoke weed and your eyes get red like the inside of a watermelon

Damn Timmy had watermelon eyes last night

by Koopadragon1 June 19, 2016

Jerome Watermelon

The act of pounding the wife so hard she damn right nearly shits the bed during and/or after.

Danny gave me a Jerome watermelon last night, I've never ran to the toilet so fast!

by Dr Rimmer July 24, 2021

Watermelon sugar

Watermelon with sugar on it. Y'all are just thirsting over a guy who will never know you exist, making up weird sexual fantasies about him, not giving a shit about how weirded out Harry might be about it.

Harry: 🎶watermelon sugar, high🎶
The world: omg hes singing about eating coochie!!!

by literalshitpiss June 22, 2021

Sink Watermelon

Painting someone green and performing sexual intercourse in a filled bathtub

“Yo, I just had some Sink Watermeloned with Anthony!”

by DJ’s_colon December 9, 2024