Female: why did you change your name?
Jerome: because Jessica screams married at twenty.
Female: Damm you rite.
Semi inspired by (class of 09)
Jerome: because Jessica screams married at twenty.
Female: Damm you rite.
Semi inspired by (class of 09)
by N-doggster January 2, 2024
Get the Jessicamug. 
National Jessica and Keri Day is a national holiday celebrated on November 12th. It is a day to be celebrated with Coronas, screaming at men, peeing in bushes, and breakfast the next morning.
by Jfalls November 14, 2023
Get the National Jessica and Keri Daymug. this is Jessica Joan Jones the most prettiest girl to walk the earth. Jessica Joan Jones has alot of stress right now but things will eveantually get better. but she wouldnt have made it this far without her 3 best friends
"woah bro look at jessica joan jones"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by jess+her4bsfs February 17, 2024
Get the Jessica Joan Jonesmug. by Coconut CooCoo May 22, 2020
Get the Jessica May Daviesmug. Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
Get the Jessica's Plantmug. The world most beautiful girl... She refers to god...... Every one must Praise in her foot... She never ever get older... She is pacha mannu in the world.....
by Me the owner November 21, 2021
Get the Jessicamug.