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John Cracker

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.
John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."
by Kev9876 March 31, 2010
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Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .
"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."
by gina8124 August 2, 2007
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Cracker Soup

1. A jacuzzi full of white people.
2. When you are at a pool party, and you are the only black/latino/asian/etc. person there.
Chick: How was the pool party?
Dude: It was okay, but mostly it was cracker soup.
by Not Your Mamas Pancakes June 5, 2015
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Cracker Party

When a group of men form a circle jerk, and finish off on crackers. The last guy to finish has to eat the crackers.
Man that party sounds worse than a sausage fest... It's gonna be a cracker party!.
by Hughe Jass August 20, 2018
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Cracker jacker

A black person with a preference for white romantic and sexual partners.
Person 1:
“Have you seen Tyra Banks’ new white boyfriend? I didn’t know she was a cracker jacker.”

Person 2: “she’s not a cracker jacker, she goes black and forth.”
by Cocoa Baton March 26, 2018
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pastey cracker

someone so white that u cant even explain it
person 1: did u see that new kid gaege today?
person 2: yah! he was such a pastey cracker!!
by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017
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cracker mackin'

When a black man goes to the club looking to pick up a white girl.
Damn, look at your boy Jerome. He's cracker mackin' hard. He's been bouncing around the club all night hitting on every white girl in here!
by usmafia808 July 9, 2012
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