Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .
"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."
by gina8124 July 03, 2007
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John Cracker

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.
John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."
by Kev9876 March 31, 2010
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Cracker Party

When a group of men form a circle jerk, and finish off on crackers. The last guy to finish has to eat the crackers.
Man that party sounds worse than a sausage fest... It's gonna be a cracker party!.
by Hughe Jass August 21, 2018
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pastey cracker

someone so white that u cant even explain it
person 1: did u see that new kid gaege today?
person 2: yah! he was such a pastey cracker!!
by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017
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Cracker smacker

When you boutta beat the Poo poo out of a white kid
by IHAVEABIGPEPE March 15, 2022
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Cracker Eyes

when you think a girl with no ass looks great
that girl is so flat, you must have cracker eyes
by Stanley Tucci July 24, 2011
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Cracker jacker

A black person with a preference for white romantic and sexual partners.
Person 1:
“Have you seen Tyra Banks’ new white boyfriend? I didn’t know she was a cracker jacker.”

Person 2: “she’s not a cracker jacker, she goes black and forth.”
by Cocoa Baton March 25, 2018
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