Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .
"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."
by gina8124 July 03, 2007
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Cracker Eyes

when you think a girl with no ass looks great
that girl is so flat, you must have cracker eyes
by Stanley Tucci July 24, 2011
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pastey cracker

someone so white that u cant even explain it
person 1: did u see that new kid gaege today?
person 2: yah! he was such a pastey cracker!!
by unknown person #953 May 17, 2017
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Cracker smacker

When you boutta beat the Poo poo out of a white kid
by IHAVEABIGPEPE March 15, 2022
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John Cracker

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.
John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."
by Kev9876 March 31, 2010
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Cracker jacker

A black person with a preference for white romantic and sexual partners.
Person 1:
“Have you seen Tyra Banks’ new white boyfriend? I didn’t know she was a cracker jacker.”

Person 2: “she’s not a cracker jacker, she goes black and forth.”
by Cocoa Baton March 25, 2018
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Cracker Soup

1. A jacuzzi full of white people.
2. When you are at a pool party, and you are the only black/latino/asian/etc. person there.
Chick: How was the pool party?
Dude: It was okay, but mostly it was cracker soup.
by Not Your Mamas Pancakes June 04, 2015
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