Jessica

A jessica is the hottest girl you would ever meet. She is a bit of a weird one at that. Being both nerdy and crazy she can bring a smile to everyones day. She is the type to be doing advanced maths and advanced english oh no wait Extension english. Anyone to have a jessica in their lives are blessed by the angels or the devil at that. She is the biggest cookie eater you would ever meet and makes everyones day a lot more better. Everyone loves her and is willing t gain help and seek advice from a Jessica

Boy 1: That boy over there
Boy 2: Yeah what about him
Boy 1: His dating Jessica what a lucky dude

by Jack Burric May 12, 2022

jessica tang

a super slay . slay . slay sloua sister

did you hear about jessica tang?

slay

by bugkat May 14, 2022

Jessica Smith

Jessica Smith is a alias on Omegle. If you see Jessica on Omegle, engage in a conversation and do not ask for a snapchat until you two have had a full conversation.

Man #1: Hey, have you heard of Jessica Smith?
Man #2: No, who is she?
Man #1: She's somebody on Omegle who will converse, then add you on snap, then troll you.

by Jessica Smither September 12, 2021

jessica dream simp

A very cool person and also My best friend who may or may not have forced me to write this, jess is very nice, and kind but is definitely not good at comforting you when you cry.

Me: jessica is a dream simp
Jessica dream simp: no exposing

by Mcytesa September 6, 2021

Caught a Jessica

Caught a Jessica.

The opposite of PTSD. When you remember every thing at once with all five senses. It is so true no one can understand you. Adjectives replace pronouns and possession. Example, "Are you okay?" "Babel. Sorry I just caught a Jessica."

by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023

Jessica

The dead name of a (bigender) lesbian that everyone simps for, for no reason. a.k.a. me

Person1: Who is that girl and why is everybody simping for her?
Person2: That's somebody who used be named Jessica and is now a lesbian who doesn't know why everybody is simping for her.

by thatweebchild March 26, 2021

Jessica

The sweetest girl in the world and everything a guy needs in a girl. She’s smart, caring and beautiful. Any guy who lands a Jessica can count himself among the luckiest men in the world.

Person 1: Damn, all these girls are the same.
Person 2: Just wait you’ll find yourself a JESSICA and everything will be perfect.

by Star Wars fan 66 March 13, 2021