shag the dog

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

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Filthy Indian Dogs

An Indian or group of Indians which attend in filthy acts or desires that’s complies as extremely putrid especially from their scent.

Filthy Indian Dogs who cook with their feet walking around with no deodorant like Filthy Dogs who roam the planet with a stench that scientifically adds up to the breath of 40 Arabian Camels. “Those Filthy Indians Dogs”

by BALLWOUT January 15, 2025

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Dog

The dog is nice

by anonymous July 29, 2022

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Raw Dogging Life

When someone is just driving around with the sun blinding them and they could have just worn sunglasses

While in traffic Hunter notices a driver holding their hand up to block the sun glare, Hunter comments "Man there really are just people out here Raw Dogging Life"

by ARTFLDDGR March 31, 2024

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Dog in the Bathtub

When you tactfully place your balls in her ass while having vaginal intercourse. Tactful is the key word; washing the dog in a bath tub is never easy.

I thought I would have a struggle but putting the dog in the bathtub came naturally to her! #bestinshow

by Reyer May 19, 2018

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