guy 1: have you head about leila?
guy 2: yeah brooo, heard she had a hot body
guy 1: BRO. i wanna lick her all up till she's covered with my saliva
guy 2: .... can i join.
guy 2: yeah brooo, heard she had a hot body
guy 1: BRO. i wanna lick her all up till she's covered with my saliva
guy 2: .... can i join.
by everyonesmommy January 28, 2020
Get the hot bodymug. Hot Waitress Economic Index (HWEI) is an unofficial and controversial economic indicator suggesting that when the economy tanks, suddenly all the servers at restaurants become ridiculously attractive because hot people who normally work better-paying jobs are forced to wait tables. The hotter your server, the more fucked the economy probably is.
The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.
You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.
The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.
You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.
Kevin: Damn, my waitress last night was hot, why is she working at The Cheesecake Factory?? According to the Hot Waitress Economic Index, we're definitely heading for a recession.
by Sickomonster March 4, 2025
Get the Hot Waitress Economic Indexmug. 
A hot kami is a messy shit. As if you shat on the ground. It’s gross but taste like grape soda, Fizzy and wet.
by bath water September 8, 2020
Get the hot kamimug. “You are almost at your hot peak, and it’s a shame I won’t be able to reap those benefits but someone else will.”
“Oooooohhhh you at your HOT PEAK gurl!”
“WTF is a hot peak?”
“Oooooohhhh you at your HOT PEAK gurl!”
“WTF is a hot peak?”
by WackyWallaby August 28, 2022
Get the Hot Peakmug. 