The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
Get the National Punt Daymug. by Justimeyer April 6, 2017
Get the National Calm Yourself Daymug. “Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
by Jaundoce April 16, 2022
Get the National Ur Momma Joke Daymug. April 27th is National Speak With Images Day
A day where instead of sending texts you send memes/images
A day where instead of sending texts you send memes/images
Person a:"Tommorow is national speak with images day!"
Person b:"what's that?"
Person a:"instead of sending texts you send, memes, gifs, and images."
Person b:"what's that?"
Person a:"instead of sending texts you send, memes, gifs, and images."
by crusaderofthotpockets April 27, 2021
Get the National Speak With Images Daymug. It is a philosophical thought based on an organic society led by a hierarchical sovereignty of the best.
It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
National Aristoarchy is truly a metaphysical type of state, where the sovereign is guided by spiritual power and virtue.
by tradical September 7, 2022
Get the National Aristoarchymug. An official day newly introduced by the President of the United States Donald J Trump.He quoted “on the 30th of July it shall be national blowjob day”
by Jarred Will July 29, 2020
Get the National Blowjob daymug. On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
by Starholed April 18, 2024
Get the April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Daymug.