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Tiny Cock Energy

When you got a small one... but the size don't matter when the ladies love it!
Shanelle likes Ladante's tiny cock energy... he might not have the girth, but he knows how to work with what he's got and slays that sweet pussy every time.
by PartyMonkey2000 January 5, 2023
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cock cranium

A term used to call someone an idiot or retard but in a more civilized manner. also known as the end of a penis ,"bell end" or dickhead
Don't be a cock cranium to the waiter. He's acting like a real cock cranium today.

Don't be a cock cranium, help your friend.

He acted like a cock cranium during the meeting.
by GorgeousFreeman June 30, 2025
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cock bound

to be bound by thy penis. when one is so enchanted by thy cock that they do not want to do anything that shan’t revolve around thy cock. similar to “pussy whipped
by monkeybee23 November 20, 2021
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Frankenstein Cock

When you have sex so many times that it seems humanly impossible to regain an erection, but by some miracle, the girl manages to get you up for another round.
My girlfriend and I had sex so many times last night. Just when I thought I was done I got Frankenstein cock.
by mustache_ride01 December 12, 2017
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kandahar cock wrench

Torture device used in the movie “the dictator
The Kandahar cock wrench is banned because it was deemed to safe in Saudi Arabia
by Tuesyk1 May 27, 2025
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Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.
Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Big Kareem Cock Syndrome

A person who tells people he has big dick when in reality he has a tiny dick
"I have Big Kareem Cock Syndrome"
by JacksterPadster March 9, 2025
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