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Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome

When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.
Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.

(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times
by Areyouarita December 15, 2022
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Fried Rice Syndrome

When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.
Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.
by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP December 16, 2022
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Weather Report syndrome

A term used to describe a fictional characters romantic and/or sexual relationship with a member of their family being used as a plot device.
"God, i hate Korekiyo Shinguji"
I know right, he's such a typical victim of the Weather Report syndrome"
by 10111011010101000 December 17, 2022
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No Random Crits Syndrome

Something that a random forgettable Tf2 YouTuber coined where weapons in TF2 have no random crits and that’s all it is and it has no use at all.
No Random Crits Syndrome may have something to do with Sado-Masochism
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 18, 2022
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Alosiugga Syndrome

A person with specs of dirt and random hair patches. Eyes are ALWAYS facing different directions. Tongue is sticking out most of the time and tends to drool alot. Lips are VERY crusty.
person 1: OMG what is that!!

person 2: RUUUNNNN THEY HAVE ALOSIUGGA SYNDROME!!!!!!
by GertrudeDaBomb11 December 19, 2022
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Alosiugga Syndrome

Someone with dirt particles, who has long singular hairs protruding from their their bodies, and has eyes facing opposite directions. This word also describes someone who often drools, due to the fact that they never put their tongue in their mouth.
Person 1: Why does that thing have hairs protruding from its body and excessive drool?

Person 2: Oh, thats just because they have Alosiugga Syndrome.
by beckyjones December 19, 2022
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Alosiugga Syndrome

A person with specs of dirt and random hair patches. Eyes are ALWAYS facing different directions. Tongue is sticking out most of the time and tends to drool alot. Lips are VERY crusty.
person 1: OMG what is that!!

person 2: RUUUNNNN THEY HAVE ALOSIUGGA SYNDROME!!!!!!
by GertrudeDaBomb11 December 19, 2022
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