chunky keyboard syndrome

When there is a very ugly, old keyboard that takes up more than twice the space it needs to.
You have chunky keyboard syndrome. Your keyboard is just ridiculous.
by the brains at work October 05, 2010
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Hero Syndrome

A hero syndrome is a syndrome that makes the person who has it act like a hero. They are desperately trying their best to help others, and when they fail they feel guilty and it can even lead to suicidal thoughts.
I shouldn’t vent to this person if there is no solution to my problem, they have Hero Syndrome.
by DakiKumiiii August 13, 2021
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Simkins syndrome

A rare mental disorder for
Introverted individuals, who has a hate for people and constantly has a lust to expose others weaknesses
That boy definitely has some simkins syndrome in him.
by Skater oh February 20, 2021
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Chiefs Derangement Syndrome

Excessive, irrational, or unexplained hatred for the Kansas City Chiefs Football team. Usually siding with the team who is opposing the Kansas City Chiefs every game.
Psychologist: Who did you side with in Super Bowl LIV?
Patient: The 49'ers.
Psychologist: Ok, what about Super Bowl LV?
Patient: Tampa Bay.
Psychologist: Hmmmm, the one from the year after?
Patient: THE BENGALS, ESPECIALLY IN THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!
Psychologist: Woah woah woah, calm down for a second, okay, now, for Super Bowl LVII?
Patient: Eagles, Philadelphia Eagles.
Psychologist: Now, for the Super Bowl that just happened this year, Super Bowl LVIII, who we're you rooting for?
Patient: San Fran, again.
Psychologist: Hmmm, what's your favorite team?
Patient: Uhh, it fluctuates every year.
Psychologist: Oh, very extraordinary for a football fan. (getting suspicious) Now, what do you think about the Kansas City Chiefs?
Patient: FUCK THEM, I FUCKING HATE EM, ESPECIALLY SWIFT, SHES A FUCKING SATAN SPY FOR BIDEN, FUCK THEM ALL!!!
Psychologist: Yeah, I diagnose this man with CDS, Chiefs Derangement Syndrome.
by NihilegoBuil February 14, 2024
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Anniee Syndrome

Named after the famous osu! superstar and top 20k player Anniee (former player, currently busy dating FlyingTuna), the Anniee Syndrome is a condition where a person can not type with his keyboard properly for at least 3 tries
Anniee: It cgabged
Anniee: It cnhange
Anniee: It changed
bl0ndie: Anniee Syndrome strikes again...
by bl0ndie_osu May 09, 2020
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Iris Syndrome

Iris Syndrome is the same type of syndrome as “Mayu Syndrome” however this syndrome is not as contagious as Mayu Syndrome but the differences of this Syndrome is that instead of misspelling words you spell the words in numbers.
Damn Zen really made Iris Syndrome
by Z e n i s d u m b November 17, 2020
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The Bacon Syndrome

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.
Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.
by Alkemu April 05, 2019
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