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mace balls

After a man shaved his balls, the hairs grow back a little and become sharp and spiked, stabbing the sides of the mans legs
My balls are stabbing me! I have mace balls!
by Anonymous January 18, 2021
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Ball Munch

1. Somebody who saturates another person's testicle(s) with the tongue and saliva.

2. A condescending faggot.
"Yo momma iz a ball munch."

"George Lakoff is a ball munch."
by Salman Grundie December 30, 2007
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Baltic Ball-Wash

An infamous trick, when a woman from the Baltic region washes both balls in her mouth (sexually) while both her hands are rummaging in your pockets looking for money and valuables.
Stanislaw got Baltic ball-washed and I had to wire him money for a bus home.
by Horatius fabi November 25, 2018
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Blue Balls White Dick

When you get blueballs but baby batter still comes out
Dude: She kept stopping and going so I got blue balls but I still came, it just hurt

Chad: Damn, You got blue balls white dick
Dude: what the fuck
by Dinodiddler September 26, 2022
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Holy Fucking Balls DUDE

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit
Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????
by Vaksej November 8, 2021
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My ball

Is another way of saying that's my girl made by DDG
Bro why are you talking to her you know that's my ball
by exppion June 24, 2025
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House Ball

house ball
ˈhau̇s ˌbȯl
noun

1. A pinball term: the ball that drains immediately after being launched, typically going straight down the middle or out an outlane, before the player has any chance to make contact with a flipper. Often compared to a casino “house win,” since the machine effectively keeps the player’s money without providing any meaningful play.

2. Informal: An exaggerated complaint made by a pinball player who insists that house balls occur to them far more often than to anyone else, despite all evidence to the contrary. Usually accompanied by dramatic outbursts, theatrical sighs, or the conviction that the universe is conspiring against them personally.

— house ball, verb
house-balled; house-ball·ing
: to suffer an immediate drain without making contact with the flippers

Etymology:
First known use: mid-20th century pinball arcades, where unlucky plunges were said to be “claimed by the house.” In modern usage, the term has expanded to describe both the event and the theatrical meltdown of certain players who treat every house ball as a cosmic injustice aimed squarely at them.
• “Launched the ball, drained instantly — that’s a house ball.”
• “On older machines, house balls are common and just part of the game.”
• “HOUSE BALL?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? THIS MACHINE IS RIGGED!!!”
• “That wasn’t a drain, that was a government-sanctioned assassination of my bonus multiplier… HOUSE BALL!!!”
• “Three house balls in a row? Clearly the pinball gods hate me personally and no one else.”
• “You didn’t just get a house ball, bro… you got a deep state conspiracy.”
by GuidoDaPimp September 14, 2025
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