National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence

Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren

by IsBadAtMath October 13, 2025

National beat anyone day

why do we need to beat furrys when we could be beating everyone like black people, white people and so on. everyone needs to be hurt cause funy.

National beat anyone day is good idea :

by Bigmanfrankee November 7, 2021

National turn tall people into bridges day

On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.

PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY

by Rekunance October 6, 2023

National send nudes day

11th off MAY is National send nudes day so all u girls show ur man a good day

Today is National send nudes day so show me the lot

by THE MAN0121 May 8, 2024

National kiss Savannah day

(jun.18th) Kiss Savannah. The hottest most sexiest girl out there. She will steal your virginity in a heartbeat. She is drop dead gorgeous and is a great kisser.

National kiss Savannah day is a day to kiss Savannah

Guess what day it is!
What?
It's National Kiss Savannah day!

by Bonnieandclide June 18, 2022

national send your bf a sexy pic day

14 of March is the day when you send your bf a sexy pic

Yoooo my girl just send me a sexy pic
Thats normal bro its national send your bf a sexy pic day

by ssssiikmm3 March 14, 2023

National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts

Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!

by Matildalover June 14, 2022