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shitting like a demon

1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.

2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.
I need to sit down for a minute because I just finished shitting like a demon and now I'm dizzy.
by EmaHumongous305 May 18, 2011
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holy shit bars

The handles found near the top right of the side windows in most cars. Held onto when doing mad donuts or when off-roading.
Might want to grab onto the holy shit bars for this one.
by Tylosis August 14, 2006
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Pre Shower Shit

Shit you take before a shower, pre-shower ritual. Also the best time to take a shit. (P.S.S)
"Hey bro I'm gonna go take a shower"
"Don't forget to take your Pre Shower Shit"
by Dicked September 30, 2012
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taco bell shits

A shit so powerful and ass exploding
Hot lava from your ass
Don't eat Taco Bell unless you want to face the pain
Eric: Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?
Alexis: I'm having Taco Bell shits

Eric: Ohhhhh.....(understands)
by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021
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Alfred Some-shit

Din Thomas' name for mixed martial artist Alfred Khashakyan. This name is used due to Din's inability to correctly pronounce Alfred's real surname.
Din: "The last fight featured the highly touted Alfred Some-shit, because I can't pronounce his name!"
by Nigel Bennett August 1, 2018
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Fuck shit around

Let’s just do something to waste time, Doing nothing. (The credit goes to Parsa)
Yo Karl, Let’s go outside fuck shit around.
Ayooo, I’m tired. Let’s go fuck shit around in the mall.
by Datboiprs September 29, 2018
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shit-assed

(Chiefly Southern U.S.) Deliberately obstreporous, stubborn, defiant, mean-spirited or difficult, often in a disagreeably passive-aggressive fashion.
A. Amy Winehouse comes to the mic with a real shit-assed attitude that may have cost her some popularity with American audiences.

or:

B. Okay! Okay! We'll do it your way! But you don't have to be so shit-assed about it!
by david lincoln brooks June 4, 2008
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