Dog

Dog.. DOG..! woof woof! bark bark!

oml shut the fuck up fatass bitch. yes it is god backwards but it could be a coincidence lol- get yo dumbass mouths off this website.

Dog.

by Chocolate Fish May 20, 2021

Dogs

Something that should never, ever, being in ANYONES vision within a 1873739 mile radius.

Chad: “Man, I’ve had such a long day.”
*proceeds to takes socks off*
Everyone on gods green earth: “NO. PUT THE DOGS AWAY. NOW.”

by slaygirlqueen May 2, 2022

dogs

slang for feet

james: "dude michelle had her dogs out yesterday"
paul: "that's disgusting"

by Aqxa March 3, 2025

bought the dog

Doing a girl doggie style and she is totally into it.

Oh my god I was totally balls deep in this chick last night and she bought the dog!

by Mjbox December 9, 2017

Ham-Dog

Raccoon head + depression x destiny x old Samsung’s = Ham-dog

Ham-dog is gagging at destiny

by RodeoLobby November 6, 2018

Fossil dog

An old ass dog, usually from aged 10 and up the same dog you've had since you were in 1st grade.

"Damn how old is your dog it looks like a fossil"

"Yep its a fossil dog"

by meletonian April 13, 2024

Dog Karen

A typically middle-aged woman that always seems to find something wrong in an innocuous video about a dog. Dog Karen’s have a primal need to share their usually wrong opinion and bring down the comment section of an otherwise cute video. They think they are “helping” a dog in need when most of the time they are over sensitive and have no idea what they’re talking about.

“Aww look at this cute video about a man rescuing dogs.”
“Better steer clear of the comments, there’s probably a Dog Karen ruining the mood.”

by Neuroticobzen January 21, 2023