funky dog

An imaginary dog soooo funky

The funky dog swims in the peptobismol

by vezinama January 17, 2017

dogging

Being a dog.

dog 1: Let's go dogging together!
dog 2: Sure woof!

by dogwof October 7, 2022

Deadbeat Dog Fucker

Someone who sits around all day, fucks his dog and does nothing with his life. Total creep.

That Deadbeat Dog Fucker's at it again!! What a sick loser!!

by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025

What the dog doin'?

A mystery that has yet to be solved by the brightest heads of humanity.

That is if it shall ever be solved.

So the question indeed remains :"What is the Dog doing?"

Give me some of those mints...oh yeah me too..oh yeah .cool .....what the dog doin'?
-when someone hase mints in school.

by Redos (make up your own name!) January 1, 2022

Dog

an animal that always wants attention and will put their butthole on you no matter what you say
a man's best friend

fluffy
soft
mean
pee and poo on the floor

my dog likes to sit in the window and stare into the soul of a poor person
my dog will eat me when I die

by wertyuioasdfghjkzxcvbnm,qwerty June 16, 2021

dog week

The week every PV football waits for every year. The week they get to kick the cheating/lying Bettendorf Bulldogs ass

Hey bro what week is it?

“It’s dog week bro.”

Let’s fucking go bro!

by GeorgeBrett78 August 25, 2019

dog water

An uncreative insult to others who are bad at a game and/or made a terrible play. Typically used with the class of 2023 and younger. This is due to the fact that people from 2022 and up lived through the unfiltered chat so the insults were far more creative(This is a general statement, of course, there is some gray area in the date between different people).

You're dog water, imagine losing 7 nil

by Skeltion May 15, 2021